He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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