I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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