no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
