All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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