I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Randomize