If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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