Buhtt sex?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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