You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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