we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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