were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
