At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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