Tell her she can't have a vagina
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
They have beer where we have blood.
Randomize