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  • What's a pirate minus the ship?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:39pm
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  • haha maybe he's related to the pirate that lives in isla vista and bothers all the college kids that go to ucsb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:38pm
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  • These "God I love (city)" texts are so fuckin dumb. overrated. i. fucking. agree. so fucking stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:14am
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  • I was in sf yesterday and the homeless man that hides behind a tree branch and scares people for money scared my dad then chased us down fishermans wharf when we didn't give him money. I have seen him on several occasions

    Submitted by lily568985 on Jul 14, 10 at 2:34am
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  • There's a homeless guy in Montreal who has a can hanging from a long stick to go "fishing" for money; today he started wearing a pirate hat that makes him look almost identical to Jack Sparrow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:58am
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  • Maybe a butt pirate?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:27am
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  • Ass pirate, no doubt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:32pm
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  • 11:22 You love privates and dressing up as them? By "privates" do you mean penises or vaginas?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:15am
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  • It is Monterey and Santa Cruz. Santa Cruz people are only slightly less sheltered than Monterey people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:14am
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  • ya they are getting pretty old i agree, ive read about 20 of them why cant people stop making shit up and actually post real funny texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:00pm
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  • pretty sure that guy is my uncle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:50am
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  • i wonder if it was dennis? i haven't seen him around here lately (i live 300 miles north of SF) and he's been known to migrate...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:39am
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  • @6:09: IV represent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:36pm
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  • Bo Burnham - New Math

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:53pm
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  • I agree, 12:58. Lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:15pm
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  • fuck all of you - seriously - my life sucks and i hate everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:05pm
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  • Yeah this is dumb. He probably wasn't homeless you sheltered Monterey person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:56pm
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  • dude i saw him too! it totally made my fucking day!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:45pm
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  • I second the person about how fucking stupid these I love (insert city). The people running this shit really need to stop posting these, they are hella lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:48pm
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  • exactly what i was thinking 6:48...sooo tired of "i just saw something strange/odd/interesting/bizarree...i love *blank* city. so fucking boring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:54pm
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  • that's awesome! i'm from sf and i've never seen that, but i go to school in santa barbara and in isla vista there's a bum that walks around dressed like a pirate all the time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:17am
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  • i saw a pirate dressed as a homeless man. He then proceeded to toss off his rags and flee to the high sees with a pair of spirited wenches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:49am
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  • He made fun of me at one of his shows. It was magic. Also in SF.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:17pm
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  • I love San Francisco for exactly the same reason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:11am
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  • he is in the fisherman's wharf area? i saw one there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:16am
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  • God me too. So fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:53pm
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  • Note to self: new high or new low, I love this city? Michael Jackson, i drink too much, homeless person, embarrassing sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:31pm
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  • 831 is Santa Cruz, not Monterey. We are not sheltered. Oh and a pirate bum isn't really that exciting, I have to admit, I've seen better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:09am
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  • 12:53, I looooove bo! He's hilarious and I don't care that he's barely legal- I'd so hit it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:16pm
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  • Beggars can't be choosers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:44am
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  • 'Just a creative homeless guy.'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:27pm
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  • These "God I love (city)" texts are so fuckin dumb. overrated.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:43pm
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  • I am not homeless, I love privates. And dressing up like one. Keep talking you are making me famous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:22am
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  • CORRECTION: that dude actually IS a pirate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:35pm
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