Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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