..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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