We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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