just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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