using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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