if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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