Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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