nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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