I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I have aggressive nipples.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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