I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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