im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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