I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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