do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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