seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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