Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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