sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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