His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Who died my cat blue again?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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