Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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