I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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