Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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