He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
This is my gift to your gina
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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