gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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