what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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