i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My balls are so social today.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
