"it" just moved
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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