I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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