i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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