who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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