chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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