I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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