Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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