You're a womanizer and a bitch.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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