I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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