it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize