Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
