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i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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