glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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