You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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