I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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