Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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