all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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