Dude, the part where you pretend to care is what gets the appreciative blowjob. You can't skip it. You have to actually let her vent, otherwise she has nothing to be appreciative about. Idiot.
Can we skip to the part where she calls off the relationship because you are emotionally unavailable and you have words which leads to a love tap (by you) in the form of a kidney shot and her 2 ghetto cousins have to defend her honor by fracturing you skull with a pipe?
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