absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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