I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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