I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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