I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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