At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The uberlube is also flammable
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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