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I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk

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(732): View more from New Jersey

she woke up with a sticky ear

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(425): View more from Washington

if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you

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(770): View more from Georgia

his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....

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(404): View more from Georgia

Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library

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(406): View more from Montana

I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.

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(212): View more from New York

Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.

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(903): View more from Texas

I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule

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