She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Enjoy the penises
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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